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luminell:

“Everything in this life is a choice. For all of us.”

#I’m glad you choose to be a life ruining perfect human being tom #that’s so nice

charlotte-rhubarb:

tomhiddles:

flirtinis-all-round:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

[about romance] “Do you think Shakespeare would be disappointed with this generation?”

Fucking shit Tom can you at least be a lovable womanizer or something instead of ACTUAL PRINCE FUCKING CHARMING??

You realize how much worse you make average guys seem every time you open your goddamn mouth, Tom??

Example:

My cosmetology class is alongside the auto body and diesel repair classes. They act like they’ve never seen a woman before in their LIVES.

THEY QUACKED AT US ONCE. QUACKED. I’M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT’S SUPPOSED TO FUCKING MEAN, TOM.

This would’ve been just a normal thing I expected from The Average American Man-Folk like a year and a half ago. No big deal, you know. Eye roll and move along.

But no.

YOU had to pop up and be a fucking RIDICULOUS CHARMING BASTARD and prove my mom wrong about the whole “prince charming doesn’t exist so don’t get your hopes up” thing and now getting quacked at is just a reminder THAT YOU ARE A FREAK OF NATURE AND PROBABLY DON’T QUACK AT RANDOM WOMEN AND I WILL DIE ALONE BECAUSE I CANNOT SETTLE FOR A FUCKING QUACKER NOW, THOMAS.

I AM SENDING YOU MY KITTY LITTER BILL FOR MY 500 CATS, TOM.

reblogging for the comments and the tags and everything because SERIOUSLY THOUGH

THIS ^ You’ve just described the situation of each Tom’s fan.

Actually, the situation of all the people on this planet.

OMG, I laughed so much! This is BRILLIANT! I’LL REBLOG EVERYTIME